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hazythreshecutioner:

insaneheir:

eww~ that’s perverted!

it is a trip~! but its also a stage in a human relationship where everything is really sweet and there are no worries and stuff. almost every relationship has one and it generally ends~

OH.
I THINK WE FORGOT TO HAVE THAT STAGE ENTIRELY. 
IT’S NEVER BEEN REALLY SWEET WITH NO WORRIES. 

…thats kind of sad…

hazythreshecutioner:

insaneheir:

You stare at the movie he picked with as straight of a face as you can. If you were Dave you would probably make some comment on the irony of it all, but instead you simply get up and put it into the dvd player, pressing a few buttons and making sure surround sound was working.

“and you aren’t hoping that troll will smith will come sweep you off your feet someday? besides, what’s wrong with waiting for someone special?”

You flip your attention back to the television as the title screen blares out some music while flashing Men in Black everywhere.

You just know there’s some comment he wants to make from the way he looks at it. There’s something bubbling in there. So you just wait for it, settling yourself more comfortably to watch the film. And…there you go. And it’s totally not accurate, nope, not at all. Never in a million sweeps.

“…there’s nothing wrong with it. And I’m doing no such thing!”

Yes, good. He’ll totally buy your indignant denial. The fact that you’re blushing just a little doesn’t really help your case any.

“uh huh~ suuuuuuuure you aren’t!”

You chuckle and poke the side of his face, hitting the play button on the remote. The face he’s making is priceless, adorable and angry and just so Karkat.

“you hot or something? your face is all red!~”

Playing the idiot, you continue to pester him, finding him much more interesting than the movie.

hazythreshecutioner:

insaneheir:

why not?~ you are cute! it fits you to a t!

and awww, are you falling from the honeymoon stage already?~

FUCKING OFF FITS YOU TO A T.
WHAT THE HELL’S A HONEYMOON STAGE?
I THOUGHT THAT WAS A TRIP OR SOMETHING, NOT A PERFORMANCE. 

eww~ that’s perverted!

it is a trip~! but its also a stage in a human relationship where everything is really sweet and there are no worries and stuff. almost every relationship has one and it generally ends~

theluckiestgodtier:

insaneheir:

> John: Stick your tongue out at her.

either we end in a draw or i beat you, which would you prefer~? there are no prizes in a draw. but there are no penalties either~!

> Vriska: Pout.

8ut you’ve more or less already said that you can’t 8eat me, so why should I accept a draw when you could always just forfeit? I mean, there’s no shame in it and aaaaaaaall you have to give up is a lame little game no8ody even likes. I 8et, deep down, you don’t even like it that much.

but then you could make me do something for you! i really don’t want that to happen~!

and i could win, i mean…its within my abilities to take air away from you. you would faint~

(via arachnidsglare)

saccharineempress:

insaneheir:

isn’t it cool?!

it’s only until the end of the day, but still!~

i don’t think anyone would be happy if i sawed holes in places, but it definitely sounds like fun!

and uhh…yeah, ahahaha…

((sdkfjnskjfsdg /cracking up.))

 (( 8) daaamn boy. but then again i’m sure having a chainsaw hand makes for an interesting fap. ))

You be~st make t)(e MOST of it, t)(en!!  38D Maybe you and Ka~nkan could get toget)(er and )(ave a — wa~it for it —

C)(AAAAA~AAAAAINSAW PARTY~!!!

W)(oe~ver’s c)(ainsaw can cut t)(rough my 2x3dent first wi~ns!! 38)

((Or ya know, a chopped off dick. But naw, he was Magic Anon’d to 16 like…a little over a week ago? So he still doesn’t really…))

hehe~! that sounds like loads of fun! i bet she would beat me though! i mean, i’ve never used a chainsaw before! i need to get some practice in!

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY